The Plan

[silphion]

Dispatch From:  Mission Control
Time: April 30th - 12 noon
Location:

Mission Details:  Gain access to the location of settlement.  Find and recover multiple documents involving the sale of a house.  You will need exactly $0 to complete the sale.  Have the documents signed and returned to the officer who will be waiting for them.  The office will be

Comments

[demonicgerbil]

There's only one problem...

Ze goggles, they do nothing!

[silphion]

Oh well, hey. Walking out of closing with more money than you walked in with is ALWAYS a good thing.

[hsvscifiguy]

Yeah, that's a mean feat right there. Good luck.

[sshivradrastae]

You realize, of course, you already listed your address...

[silphion]

I already know that. But somehow I'm guessing you missed the joke at "Press Start to Continue"? *snicker*