WTF?

[silntbob]

What the fuck is wrong with the government down in Texas?

I get that you guys think that the invisible father in the sky created everything and poopoo the very idea of evolution. Thats a valid theory. Its about 1000% wrong, but its valid, I guess. But to remove Thomas Jefferson altogether from the great political thinkers section of school

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[drcruel]

I call they have to take Utah with them.

[silntbob]

If thats the case, they both have to take Sheriff Joe's section of Arizona. Then we just move all the homegrown militia down from Montana and the Dakotas and let them defend the border and shoot anything moving north without a passport. Its not like we need the militias up near Canada anyway, they couldnt successfully invade Maine

[drcruel]

Despite the fact that I wouldn't trust the militias with anything more dangerous than string, and the fact that Canada kicked our ass in 1814, I am a fan of your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[silntbob]

To be fair to us, in 1814 we were a bit busy with the whole genocide thing against the red folks who were living on our land when we discovered it. Smallpox blankets and screwing them out of land is a very inefficient way to get rid of an entire race of people, ya know.