You owe me an IOU...don't think that I'll forget

[sillyintrospect]

I have no skills.  Four years of college and the only thing I'm qualified to do is scrape the shit out of the fry-o-lator at KFC.  Or wipe the butts of old men and women who have lost control of their bowels and refer to me as "the fairy one

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GENIOUS!!!

[radz]

Umm... so... I think that babies are worth a pretty penny, right? I'll split one with you.

Well... no... not the actual baby. But the cash. Your sperm + My eggs.

And maybe I could travel to chicago and be photographed nude and pregnant in the meantime?

Now... about that whole SEX thing...

Re: GENIOUS!!!

[sillyintrospect]

I could just artificially inseminate you with a turkey baster...no need for messy hetero relations.

It seemed to work for them in "Tf these Walls Could Talk"

I've seen far too many lesbian movies