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[sillyhannah]

I am so full right now.

My mum is the most amazing cook. She made a huge meal, and it's all gone.

Which would explain why my trousers don't fit well right now.

But wait.

There's cake.

Comments

[nottimpressed]

Cake?

[sillyhannah]

Very good cake. It was huge, with filling! The icing was brilliant.

Mum is a beautiful, beautiful woman. I'd marry her, if she weren't my Mum and those sorts of things weren't looked down on.

How is your holiday progressing?

[nottimpressed]

Badly.

[sillyhannah]

Need company? I could at least owl every day.

Or stage a Nott-napping and make off with you.

[greenthumbbones]

Ooo! What sort?

[sillyhannah]

Large.

Iced.

With sprinkles.

All gone now.