Sex Life Meme (Headdesk)

[silk_noir]

Via snurri :
Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.
By the mid nineteenth century, geologists realized that the rock layers that form the stratigraphic record of Earth's history must  have taken hundreds of millions of years to accumulate, given that they are many tens of miles thick.

~Prehistoric

Comments

[affreca]

I think you need my old tectonics book. It had an almost pornographic chapter about the height of orogenies compared to the angle of thrust.

[morbid_curious]

From "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" by Philip K. Dick:

"I suppose somebody got hurt."

Well, I suppose that's okay as long as it's negotiated and enjoyed.

*SNERK*

[madwriter]

"If not actually of Moorish make, copied from their design".

~Death Comes for the Archbishop, Willa Cather

[ccjohn]

As I walked along close to the edge of the water, the sea oscillating like a pendulum before me and each billow flowing with a flat white foaming edge and a rounded outlined up the sand ....

...all right I'm gonna stop right there. Who's up for a swim? Sex in the ocean! It's not that cold!

Hot damn!

[wanderingaengus]

"Darkness and warmth."

From John Dies at the End. If my sex life in 2012 ends up someplace warm and dark, I'll be OK.

(I'm presuming that having a full stop is enough to make it count as the first sentence. If it keeps going, well -- "Darkness and warmth. And then, an all-beep rendition of 'La Cucaracha.'" That's less encouraging.)