Disconcerted

[silk_noir]

Holy moley, it's the cunt brocade.

On ebay now. Under 812 Pindler Drapery Gold Jacquard Damask Silk Fabric.

Comments

[summers_place]

o_0

[haddayr]

This is so beautiful it just made me gay.

[silk_noir]

We could send some to Ann Coulter....

(For those who might mis-interpret that, I do not use the word cunt as derogatory.)

[jwgh]

wow.

[silk_noir]

Your choice of icon in this particular reply is also highly amusing.

[ccjohn]

I lıke thıs ıcon. I just wısh ıt was a woman's hand doıng the tossıng.

We have thıs famıly story. I guess after my mom's younger sıster got marrıed, the new couple left & ıt had gotten later ın the evenıng, say 9 or 10 and my parents, my Mom's parents and my Dad's parents were all sıttıng ın the hotel bar. Wherever they held the receptıon, ın Mıdtown NYC somewhere.

Anyhow they'd all had a few and there was a lull ın the conversatıon. My Dad's father, who may've been older but was stıll Mr. Scotch-&-VO macho, abruptly deadpanned, "well I hope he's not hurtıng her." SPLAT my maternal grandmother threw her drınk ın hıs face.

I have always loved thıs story. I lıke to thınk thıs weaver here knew exactly what she was doıng, that's why ıt's funny. Would've gone rıght by me, wıthout someone lıke silk_noir to poınt ıt out. Actually ıt probably wouldn't've because sıttıng here ın thıs offıce tower ın Istanbul I know what I'm thınkıng about all day and ıt ıs not work.

[bronx_baroness]

I guess it's supposed to a border of open pomegranates but DAMN, I think your description is more accurate. It also comes in a sage green. Oy.

Now if it came in a blue, I'd be tempted to see if anyone noticed in Atlantia. heee....

[silk_noir]

Not that I have anything against vulvas. And I think a celebration of floral-y genitalia is fine. But wow.

It is tempting, isn't it?

[caemgelswolf]

I noticed it, even in green....but then, I always notice a nicely depicted vulva ;-)

[bronx_baroness]

Everyone needs a hobby! :)

[likeawoman]

paging Dr O'Keefe, Dr O'Keefe to textiles and gynecology.