House-fic: None Here But Us Chickens

[silja_b]

None Here But Us Chickens

Rating: MH for Mostly Harmless. Also rated BC for Borderline Crack (and possibly NMP for Not Much Plot).
Disclaimer: House is owned by Fox and Bad Hat - not me. I'd have thought that'd be obvious.
A/N: Written for the Sick!House!Character Birthday Bonanza, beta'ed by my longsuffering flist and cross-posted liek woah! No

Comments

[brynnamorgan]

LMAO!

OMG, this was... so fucking hilarious I think I just brought down my apartment building! I'm sure my upstairs neighbor thinks I've lost my mind!

:howling with laughter:

[silja_b]

Oh dear. My condolences to your neighbours.

Thanks for reading though *g*

[codysgirlkyla]

Very good, Wilson. It is indeed going to be a very long day.

Me like!

[silja_b]

Thanks for reading.

[pwcorgigirl]

Hehee! House putting the phone down without warning to go throw up fits in so well with the rest of his rudeness here. And that Wilson accidentally poisoned House, who resists all sentimentality, with his birthday dinner is a perfect 10 on the irony scale. :)

[silja_b]

Thanks. I like irony. It's like the other white meat.

There is a sense of House being hoisted by his own petard. I have an image of him pestering Wilson to cook for him. Well, now he's paying for it *evil cackle*

[srsly_yes]

The imagery and dialog are sublime. Smiling now.

[silja_b]

Smiling too. Thanks.

[porcelainmistre]

Hahaha. Fantastic. ^_^

[silja_b]

Thanks.