Chuck Norris.

[silentjd]

Okay, reader, if you don't laugh at this, punch yourself. Hard. In a painful spot

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[plash34]

Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.

Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

[shingouki]

nya~haha

thats some funny shit.

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[goliant]

LMAO ahahaah i 'm laughing so hard right now ; ;

[eyeofterror]

Chuck Norris once suspected that his wife was cheating on him, but he had to leave to roundhouse kick all of the shit in the world that displeases him. So he roundhouse kicked his own head off and hid it under the bed while his headless body roundhouse kicked the rest of the world into dust. When the bed started to rumble and shake, Chuck Norris' head flew out from underneath to see his wife getting it on with Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston, at which point his beard grew into a leg and roundhouse kicked all three of them in the face. Realizing that he had destroyed the world, his body returned to his head and he began to meditate while stroking his beard. 10,000 years past. He then roundhouse kicked the dead planet while his beard constructed a new Earth and recreated all life that inhabited it in the year 2005. The old dead earth became his gift to the new earth and he named it "the moon", and life went on as if it had never ceased to exist at all. So is the power and omnipotence of Chuck Norris.

[goliant]

man this is the best post ever ; ; ;

omhg im laughinh so hard bahahahhshjsa ; ; ; ;
lololol