voice // 1 // goddammit kat so pushy

[catches_shades]

[Begins with the sounds of someone fiddling with the cell phone, with a few muttered curses.] Shit, I just can't see how this could have happened. [Clears his throat briefly.] This is Agent Redfield of the B.S.A.A, putting out a call to any other agents in the vicinity. I don't know what's going on but somehow I'm in... Silent Hill? That's what

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[Voice for maximum wtf-ery] AND YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME, DAMN IT

[meinrecht]

Well, well... Look who it is.

[meinrecht]

I'm sure you'll find that to be significantly more difficult here.

[catches_shades]

Maybe so. I'll just make sure to turn off all the lights first.

[meinrecht]

[OH NO YOU DI'INT!] ... [Wesker has nothing he can say back to that because he knows thems some trufax.]

...Where did you say you were right now? [So he's just gonna hafta find and smack a bitch.]

[catches_shades]

I didn't say. You're not coming anywhere near my room, thanks. I might have to sleep in here and I don't want to make a mess when I beat the shit out of you again.

[meinrecht]

Cute. I needn't worry myself with you; you'll find your way into trouble soon enough. [That's Weskeranese for "lol not fighting Mr. Roid Rage til I get my Matrix Hax back"]

[catches_shades]

Whatever you say, Wesker. I'm not letting this go.