Can My Day Get Any Worse? aka Suicide Attack Deer

[silent_o]

First my car wouldn't start while I was at the edge of city limits and the customer had to jump me. (Don't ask what's wrong, because not even the mechanic can figure it out.) Then on my next delivery run I headed back out the same way and grazed a deer. I'm fine, and the only damage to my car is a busted headlight

Comments

[frisby81]

i'll never forget the first time i wrecked a car hitting a deer. it flew straight up in the air as my airbags deployed. i was as much in shock as i was pissed. if it wasn't dead, i would have killed the fucker with my bare hands.

[silent_o]

But I did more damage to the deer than it did to my car. All I've got is a busted headlight.

[graystonethusky]

I almost hit one Wed night/Thursday morning on my way home from work. They are all over the place up here too. I think they must have talked to the rabbits and learned way to much for their own good.
Glad to hear you only had minor damage though. :)

Edited because I can't spell after midnight. :P

[silent_o]

I'm pretty close to grabbing a bow and thinning the herd myself.

[skawinski]

I've had a deer on the hood of my car once...not particularly nice, poor thing died :(

I think there may be something behind those large numbers of deer. They will try to take over the world, and thanks for their natural cuteness and flickering, fluffy tails they may succeed!

Glad you weren't hurt, though.

[avon_deer]

:D

[silent_o]

Gonna start popping chemical castration darts in their asses. >:{

[avon_deer]

Sorry about the near miss. I know how frightening it is. I shouldn't joke about it.

[snowtiger_uk]

[info]silent_o wrote:
12th Nov, 2011 10:15 (local)
Gonna start popping chemical castration darts in their asses. >:{
You might want to start with avon_deer, I blame him for the over population of deer.

[avon_deer]

Bring me more does!

[silent_o]

Free fixing for everyone!