Voicemail
*There is a long silence, witha little rustling. Then, obviously in the background:* Hey tons o' fun! The fuck are you doing?
*click*
Translation: You've reached Bob's *private* voicemail. He probably won't answer, but will find you in person.
*click*
Translation: You've reached Bob's *private* voicemail. He probably won't answer, but will find you in person.