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[signifiers]

At some point last night I sent the following text:
I just forgot where I was and heard someone sneeze in the scariest, manliest way possible. Oh my god, why am I a lesbian.
I thought I couldn't be that drunk, because I could still spell and punctuate correctly, but uh. Apparently making sense wasn't part of the equation? It keeps making me laugh,

Comments

[lusimeles]

LOL YOU'RE TURNED ON BY SCARY MANLY SNEEZES?

That is the most logical explanation I can come up with anyway.

[signifiers]

I DON'T THINK I AM? I'm just puzzling over "I just forgot where I was". I WAS IN MY BED.

[lusimeles]

LOL WHATEVER, YOU CAN CONTINUE TO DENY IT ALL YOU WANT BUT I KNOW THE TRUTH.

*waggles eyebrows*

Bed, huh? ;)

[signifiers]

I WAS JUST HOPING THAT MANLY SNEEZER WOULD COME JOIN ME

[emo_raindrop]

"WHAAAAAAAT?"

I wonder what proportion of people reading this actually know what that sounds like when you say it. :]

p.s. I like that emoticon a lot.

[signifiers]

Bahaha. Um, you and maybe fitz_clementine? Everyone else can just imagine.

YOU WOULD.