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sigma7

WHY YOU RUN I JUS WANNA BE FRENS GIMME HUGZORS

Oct 08, 2011 20:50

Looks like the viral marketing for Cloverfield 2 is in full swing; I expect it to be released sometime around Thanksgiving, and this might be our first look at the long-rumored terrifying creature from the depths of the mind of JJ Abrams.

critter, video, webjunk

Comments 4

manekikoneko October 9 2011, 02:16:48 UTC

That video is titled incorrectly, because that is the worst possible way to run away from a wild turkey.

alstaria October 9 2011, 04:36:29 UTC

OMG! The girl scout camp I was a counselor at was plagued by a half-dozen of these suckers the year I worked there. Wild turkeys are some mean mofos.

I still maintain that there is nothing quite as hilarious as 30 8-year-old girls running shrieking from 6 large turkeys who are then followed by two grown women with brooms trying to chase them off :)

gloomchen October 10 2011, 04:27:47 UTC

TURKEYS ARE FUCKING MEAN AND SCARY.

Amusingly enough, where I work every day, at least once a week there are either gigantic flocks of geese wandering around the parking lot or several turkeys. And the goal is to always get around them and get away from them, because if you piss them off, they will chase you. They're like swans. They will peck your eyes out.

sigma7 October 11 2011, 14:25:55 UTC

We had geese, turkeys, and peacocks (and tons of other various poultry and small critters) -- one of our geese was deformed by weed killer so that the top of her beak was bent and she needed to be hand-fed for the first year or so of her life, but after that she was a very social but friendly goose. The other geese we had were vicious. The only person they were really scared of was me. But the most they did was honk ( ... )