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Dolphin assassins menace Gulf of Mexico | The Register

Heavily-armed, frightened, and confused. No, we don't mean the Bush Administration, but a group of killer dolphins trained by the US Navy and lately washed into the Gulf of Mexico by Hurricane Katrina, if The Guardian is to be believed.I know it's late, but it merits mentioning, perhaps even

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"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!" Pssht. Close, but no cigar.