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[hailtherussian]

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jesus, London is messed up. I'm not scared or nothing, I just kinda want to leave. Maybe I should ask that ---- wait, do I even know his name? alkjsdlfkj ---- NO. I don't need to ask anybody anything. Yeah. Not that weird guy, not that Russian lady, not that scary girl or anyone.

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Comments

[cantbuyherlove]

Dima! You're alive!

And hatless!

[hailtherussian]

No. A zombee wrote this message.

I told you I take off the stupid hat.

[cantbuyherlove]

You never know~ you were gone for a while and I was just thinking about you the other day. Too many strange things have been happening...

♥

[hailtherussian]

Who says I was gone? I don't have anything to do with that weird shit anyway.

I said no hearts, lady.

[effrontuously]

Your head will rot if you wear your hat too much~

[hailtherussian]

Your face will get stuck if you keep doing that.

[effrontuously]

That's a lie~ See, I have other expressions too.

[hailtherussian]

Yeah? Well your eyebrows are stuck.

[Private]

[hailtherussian]

MY SECRETS. IN PUBLIC.

[hailtherussian]

What do you think?

[standoffstill]

you can fuckin get lice if you don't remove it every fuckin now and then.

[hailtherussian]

Lice? you mean those bug things in people's heads

[standoffstill]

Yeah.

[hailtherussian]

I probably already got those.

[hailtherussian]

How did what go?

[hailtherussian]

Oh yeah. Well I got kicked out of the place, so I ended up pocketing the hot dogs and running away anyway.

I'm gonna have to say that they were pretty gross, and yet somehow I still wanted to eat it.