Private to Connorsmorsus_et_morsMay 22 2007, 02:15:40 UTC
Connors,
I'm barely breathing from all the agonizing drama. Only the memory of you saved me from being done with my life. I still need to get back at you, don't I?
Private to PerrysightlesswolfMay 23 2007, 21:01:58 UTC
Ah, of course. The doting. Speaking of, where are my lavish gifts? The Prophet says you've been buying them for me, so it must be true.
Maybe you and Pansy ought to go be seen in public together? Much as I hate pandering to that rag, it at least might confuse the idiotic masses if they see her with the man she supposedly dumped two conquests ago. Take her to dinner or something. Make sure she wears her ring. And if anyone throws anything at her, kill them.
...or maybe just punch them. Can't have you ending up in Azkaban after all this.
Private to Juneinner_humanMay 24 2007, 18:11:56 UTC
Don't you know? You can't believe everything you read.
As much as I hate having to schedule public appearances just to appease the press, you may be right.
Oh no, I liked the first idea. Just gotta be discrete and dispose of the body. And sure, you're welcome to help, though I have to say I never pictured you for the violent type (Quidditch aside).
Private to PerrysightlesswolfMay 24 2007, 20:14:45 UTC
You can't?? Well if that doesn't just shatter my whole worldview...
And on the plus side, aside from putting one in their collective eye and hopefully easing the pressure on Pansy, you might even enjoy a nice evening out with your fiancée. Believe it or not?
What can I say? Some things just motivate me. My friends being hexed and spat on in public happens to be one of those things.
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I'm barely breathing from all the agonizing drama. Only the memory of you saved me from being done with my life. I still need to get back at you, don't I?
Montague
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And trying to calm Pansy down from her latest tantrum. It's a full time job. But don't worry, talking Montague out of suicide is next on my list.
-PD
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Maybe you and Pansy ought to go be seen in public together? Much as I hate pandering to that rag, it at least might confuse the idiotic masses if they see her with the man she supposedly dumped two conquests ago. Take her to dinner or something. Make sure she wears her ring. And if anyone throws anything at her, kill them.
...or maybe just punch them. Can't have you ending up in Azkaban after all this.
Let me know if I can help!
~ June
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As much as I hate having to schedule public appearances just to appease the press, you may be right.
Oh no, I liked the first idea. Just gotta be discrete and dispose of the body. And sure, you're welcome to help, though I have to say I never pictured you for the violent type (Quidditch aside).
-PD
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And on the plus side, aside from putting one in their collective eye and hopefully easing the pressure on Pansy, you might even enjoy a nice evening out with your fiancée. Believe it or not?
What can I say? Some things just motivate me. My friends being hexed and spat on in public happens to be one of those things.
~ June
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