Original Fic: The Final Con

[sierra_foxx]

Author: sierra_foxx
Title: The Final Con
Rating: R (for fairly salty language, lol)
Genre: Satire, crack, scripted
Characters: Little Big Chief of Writing, Crappy Writer from Cons R Us
Summary: Problem solving raised to an art-form... LBC amazes even Crappy Writer.
Author's Note: I must thank rosie_spleen so much for allowing me to use her characters, Little Big

Comments

[sierra_foxx]

I hope I haven't shocked you, dear Maureen... I had to look up all that language, you know, lol. *g*

I hope your comment is of the 'ZOMG, I liked this a lot' variety and not of the 'ZOMG you're a sick and twisted woman' LOL. That'll teach me to smoke a joint before I write then, hey?

Seriously, though - thanks for popping in here - it's ALWAYS lovely to see you. God, I love that icon of yours. *g*

[sierra_foxx]

There are those that would say that I've been cracked for some time, dear Jen. *g*

Happy to supply the lols, darling - thanks for your feedback!

[rosie_spleen]

ZOMG! CRAPPY'S GOTTA JOB AT SAPPHIRE. LOL

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Fabulously funny, my love. LOVED it, of course you knew I would, but the Sapphire hit is fantastic. God, I have got him in the novella already you know that? He goes by the name of Stewart - no, seriously? There is a writer in the novella that could be crappy!!!!!

Now, back to this piece of art. I abs. loved and laughed at:

• LBC's chair. Oh. MY God. It's disgusting and so fitting. The head on it? LOL

• His enquiry about Aloe's name. *g*. Always has to be included. *loves*

• the prosthetic skin flap for sale, LOL

• Damn diva owes me for resurrecting her career with all the brilliant material I gave her; she can earn her way for a fucking change. It’ll be the least she can do. Awesome

• but I never saw the Sapphire thing coming, so thank you so much. And honey, thanks for the belly laughs. Funny, funny stuff

*hugs*

[sierra_foxx]

*smirks* So you approve, dearest? I was a little unsure to begin with, you know,LBC and Crappy being 'your babies' so to speak, but I literally could not shut up LBC's voice on my head... and for that I blame you entirely. LOL.

the prosthetic skin flap for sale, LOL

I have a soft spot for that bit too! It seemed like something that would fit into the Cons R Us universe quite well, really... you just know that Pete's blown off legs won't be too far behind. *g*

The Sapphire reference was literally a last minute piece of inspiration, lol - and as soon as I thought of it I KNEW it was the perfect way to end it!

Happy you loved and laughed over this, hon... you know what a comment whore I am about these things!

*squishes you*

[rosie_spleen]

Oh, btw hon. I think LBC needs to write a script for 'The Brothers Paranormal' (fake SPN title credit to wrldpossibility, who lets me borrow it sometimes) How fun would that be to write.

x

[wrldpossibility]

Yes, please do! And you two can take ownership of that title. I hereby hand the copyright over to you! *g*

[sierra_foxx]

Ooooohhhh... now THAT would be interesting! I might have to have a think about that one. *g*

xo

[wrldpossibility]

OMG. Laughing. To hard. To read. *g*

My favorite lines:

Oh, of course they did. What do they think this is? The Hallmark Movie of the week?

Ohhh, ouch! Harsh, but fair, Mr. Big Chief!

I was reading some reviews online earlier - one woman said she felt like mailing her OWN head in to TPTB after watching.

And then...when I think it couldn't get better....

‘Congrats re the new head writer job on Sapphire - can’t wait to work with you again! Love, Betty xx’

SQUEEEEE!

[sierra_foxx]

*beams*

Oh, awesome! It's really quite hard writing crack sometimes, isn't it? I always worry over what people may or may not find funny - cultural differences between nations and all that, lol. So I am thrilled that I made you laugh. A lot. *g*

I thought of the Sapphire reference at the very last minute and it was too good not to use it. Crappy would LOVE it. :)

Thanks for your feedback, hon - always appreciated!

[wrldpossibility]

I always seem to 'get' Aussie humor. Either Americans and Australians are pretty similar in their humor, or I'm an odd American. ;)