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*insert beautiful Danny Elfman music here*
Sandra: Daffodils!!
Edward: They're your favourite flower.
Sandra: How did you get so many?
Edward: I called everywhere in five states. I told them it was the only way to get my wife to marry me.
Sandra: You don't even know me.
Edward: I have the rest of my life to find out.
Don: Bloom?
Edward: Don.
Don: What the hell are you doing? This is my girl. Mine!
Edward: I wasn't aware she belonged to anyone.
Don: *punch Edward in the face* What's the matter? Are you too scared to fight back?
Edward: I promised I wouldn't.
Don: *punchs Edward again*
Sandra: Stop! Don, stop!
Old Edward's voice: While I took the beating of a lifetime, Don Price was untimately defeated. All the physical activity has worsened a congenital valve defect. Put simply, his heart wasn't strong enough.
Sandra: Don, I will never marry you!
Don: what? You mean, you love this guy?
Sandra: He's almost a stranger and I prefer him to you.
Old Edward's voice: As it turned out, Sandra was able to keep her same date and the chapel, only the groom had changed.