So, hey, it's not a three-day weekend but it should be, and people are sick and the weather is crappy and it is a perfect time for commentfic.
Fakeout makeout commentfic, that is--for all of those times that two characters have to kiss as a distraction, or a kind of disguise. "No, no, we're not in your Sacred Cove to consider stealing the Ancient technology you're clearly not using anyway! We're just . . . hiding in here so we could neck! Yes."
(Like
ltlj's
Expatriate.)
Thinly contrived reasons to smooch! All pairings okay, all ratings okay, afterparty optional, we'll be here all weekend.