[fic] $178.23 (SGA)

[siegeofangels]

TITLE: $178.23
RATING: G
SUMMARY: (Stargate: Atlantis) Scenes from a supermarket.

14 Valentines: Rape and Sexual Assault

EDIT: Eee! shusu did fanart in the comments. I'm a Valued Customer! and very thrilled.

LATER EDIT: This has been remixed awesomely, in friendshipper's Earth on a Shoestring.

"That one."

"This one?"

"No, that one. No, the one behind--"

"Just give us the four biggest steaks you've got, okay?"

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TBONE

A1 6 oz

-A1 6 oz

SLICED MSHRM

WHITE ONION

IDAHO POTAT

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"What are you doing?"

"Sheppard said I could sample."

"Grapes. You can sample the grapes. Not the eggplants, God."

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PAPAYA

APPLE MAC

APPLE GD

PLUM

BANANA

RED GRAPES

TOMATO

AVOCADO

EGGPLANT

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"Chunky . . . Monkey. I do not--"

"And Caramel Sutra. Trust me, you'll like it. Oh, and New York Super Fudge Chunk. And--"

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BEN & JERRY

BEN & JERRY

BEN & JERRY

BEN & JERRY

BEN & JERRY

HAAGEN-DASZ

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"Shut up."

"Did I say something?"

***

TIGI BDHD

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"You know what this would bring us on the black market? It's like being in Aladdin's cave."

"Only fried."

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LAYS ORIG

CHDR RUFFLES

PRINGLE REG

PRINGLE SC&O

FRITO HBBQ

TOSTITOS DIP

PACE CHIPOTLE

SNICKERS MINI

M&M PLAIN

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"Sweet."

"Yeah."