Vday: drabble: Gray Market (SGA)
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Title: Gray Market
Author: siegeofangels
Fandom: SGA
Rated G, gen
Disclaimer: Stargate: Atlantis is the property of someone not me. No copyright infringement is intended.
"This is their first shipment of stuff from Earth in a year, and they each only get a cubic meter of shipping space every run, right?"
"Yeah. So?"
"So what does someone named Charles want with forty boxes of tampons?"
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atlantis.public.bb.buyselltrade
FROM: chartley@atlantis.int
SUBJECT: pillows, tampons, sweater, down throws, Oreos
For trade in Daedalus personal space allotment or barter (make offer). No digital media, thanks.
CUDDLEME PILLOWS, round yellow. 30,000 cc ea
TAMPAX, assorted. 100 cc ea or 3,000 cc/box
DOWN THROWS, 6x4'. 100,000 cc ea
1 ANGORA SWEATER, women's medium v-neck, white. 250,000 cc
OREO COOKIES. 20,000 cc/package
Title: Gray Market
Author: siegeofangels
Fandom: SGA
Rated G, gen
Disclaimer: Stargate: Atlantis is the property of someone not me. No copyright infringement is intended.
"This is their first shipment of stuff from Earth in a year, and they each only get a cubic meter of shipping space every run, right?"
"Yeah. So?"
"So what does someone named Charles want with forty boxes of tampons?"
***
atlantis.public.bb.buyselltrade
FROM: chartley@atlantis.int
SUBJECT: pillows, tampons, sweater, down throws, Oreos
For trade in Daedalus personal space allotment or barter (make offer). No digital media, thanks.
CUDDLEME PILLOWS, round yellow. 30,000 cc ea
TAMPAX, assorted. 100 cc ea or 3,000 cc/box
DOWN THROWS, 6x4'. 100,000 cc ea
1 ANGORA SWEATER, women's medium v-neck, white. 250,000 cc
OREO COOKIES. 20,000 cc/package