HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA waiting tips.

[sicksickgirl]

I was reading a website about how to improve a server's tips and such, and at the very end, this jewel was here...

Tip #4 - Receiving Bad Tips

Comments

[deathdisko]

I've gotten a lot better about tipping lately but I realize that it's only because I have more money now than I used to. I always hoped that the waiter/waitress knew that I didn't tip them much because I was young and poor and not because they didn't deserve it.

PS-Flashing body parts would get you more $ from me...I don't know what that article is complaining about.

[sicksickgirl]

Servers understand that younger kids have no concept of tipping unless their parents tell them about it, so we tend to put in less effort on tables of younger people. They dont get bad service but I don't give it my all when I know they wont tip as well as the other 6 tables I have. The biggest thing (I think) is that if you can't tip well as an adult, you really shouldn't go out to eat at nicer restaurants. Unfortunately we rely on our tips to pay bills, even if WE don't agree with tipping. Sometimes people will leave a mediocre tip but write something on the check like "great service!" or "thank you for everything!" and that really does make a difference. Annnnyway.....

I think that article was sexist. What the hell can a man flash that is inappropriate? Unless his fly is down and he's free-balling. Haha.

Oh woman I don't need tips from you to flash my body parts! ;)

[thevargasgirl]

I have excess body parts??? I didn't know I had any body parts that were unneeded. I wonder if I can sell these body parts on the black market.
And by the way, if you are ever my server, I tip well. Really well, especially when you flash me body parts. ;)