Ice Cream 101

[sickofdumb]

Hello and welcome to this weeks SickUpdate, I'm DYLVN, the slightly shorter one who can juggle. Early Saturday morning, at about 1:30 p.m., the Sick of dumB processions started, and this week we had a digital camera at our disposal (thanks Quart-Knee). However, my previous boast - it went something like "The next time I touch a digital camera, I am

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Even worse joke time

[imatechie]

What do you call a girl on a drummer's arm?
-a tattoo!

How do you get a drummer off your front porch?
-pay for the pizza!

I have a million of these. My band director has an amazing collection of what are, arguably, the worst jokes EVER.

Sick of dumb website is blocked by my shitty school computers due to the fact that it's server-itized by an "independent host", but i'll check out the webside later today when i'm home ("home").

Oh god, cats... is my boyfriend still *alive*?

Love you guys!

worse is relative, like gravity

[sickofdumb]

Who knows Eliotes relative state of liveliness? I personally like dead baby jokes better than drummer jokes.

What is the difference between a truck full of rocks and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't unload a truck full of rocks with a pitchfork.

[imatechie]

MY BOYFRIEND LOOKS SO HOT WITH GREEN HAIR!

i should get a deviant account so i can notice when pictures of him are put there more often.

I love the weapons collection.