You know you live in sub-standard housing when...A. Your apartment complex doesn't have a name ( Read more... )

Too fun! Put "[your name] needs" and see what you get. I'm ignoring the obvious ones, like Bessie needs a milkin'!, a bath!, a bell!, a [barn joke]!, blah, blah, insert cow joke here, blah. Post yours, either here on in your journal, so I can see what you get ( Read more... )

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For realz. I love chocolate, and I love free food, but where am I supposed to put 25 pounds of chocolate?

So! Who wants some chocolate? I cannot eat it all. It's SooOOoooOOooOOOooOOOooo tempting, but I need my fridge back. It's taking up a whole shelf. I must have chilled shelves.

or is it a movie? I don't even know what it's called. It's an old show (or movie) about a couple from New York moving to the country. I guess it amused me since the guy drives a tractor to his house in a suit in the opening sequence. haha ( Read more... )

I was about to clean out my car until I realized that the cops driving by would probably become slightly suspicious of a girl dumping several large, black trashbags in the dumpster in the middle of the night ( Read more... )

I've got goosebumps, and the air conditioner isn't even on. I guess that's what I get for wearing a tank top in 84 degree weather ( Read more... )

So! What a way to start off my Spring Break -- sick. As in infected mucus draining into my mouth sick. As in I cough and stuff comes up. As in I used so much cheap toilet paper to blow my nose with at work that it burns. Oh baby, it burns. It's pretty red, too. I ended up using like, a roll of toilet paper for nose blowing alone. NUTS. ( Read more... )

YYYYYYYYYEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALLEN BORMAN (BOREMAN?) KING OF VEGAS!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations to my uncle! I wish I could scan the pic of him and his fiancee in, but I don't want to go down toulations to my uncle! I wish I could scan the pic of him and his fiancee in, but I don't want to go down to the library.ulations to my uncle! I wish I could scan the pic of him and his fiancee in, but I don't want to go down to the ( Read more... )