German Crash Course Part Three

[sicher_sieger]

Forget everything I said I'd discuss last time.  You guys get a list of insults in this installment.

As can be expected, there will be many an expletive behind this cut:

Comments

[firebrandings]

This is the closest we get to calling someone a son of a bitch, that said, DO NOT call anyone a Hundinsohn or anything like that. That means nothing in German, and Germany will laugh at you if you try to use it.
SOMEONE DO IT. GERMANY HAS TO LAUGH SOMEDAY. IT HAS TO HAPPEN.

Also, expect to hear a whole lot of "Fick mich" from Prussia(or at least have it implied). Not that Germany doesn't already.

[still loling at "Arschgeige."]

[sicher_sieger]

Did I say laugh? I meant kick your ass |:<

Now it's just be right :D

ikr?

[firebrandings]

Suuuuure~ |D

Now...it's...just...say that again, in proper English?

Ass violin. Wow. Austria must be pissed.

[sicher_sieger]

...me of five minutes ago, what the hell did you type...

[bela_natalia]

((Are these to be just yelled out sigularly, or can you put them in a sentence? How are you supposed to do that anyway? You versed in German grammar as well? :/ ))

[sicher_sieger]

((Well, a couple of them are sentences, but otherwise yeah you can use them singularly or plug them into sentences--I didn't include the articles on these, so I should go back and fix it--I'm pretty well versed in German all around. I need to start doing these more regularly.))

[bela_natalia]

((Ahh! I didn't mean to cause you any trouble! ;A; ))

[sicher_sieger]

((Oh, it's no trouble at all.))