ART: Selections from Cottia's mailbox on February 14th
Happy belated Valentine's! <3 I don't celebrate the holiday but will shamelessly use it as justification to draw characters in ridiculous situations. This was inspired originally by Julia and Paul Child who sent Valentine's greetings to friends and family because they were too disorganized to send out Christmas cards. I then saw this post. I'm sorry. To my new LJ friends, hello! *waves* I hope this doesn't scare you away. Heh.
Title: Selections from Cottia's office mailbox on February 14th (or,
Rating: T
Medium: colored pencil, pencil, photobucket
Characters: Cottia, Marcus, Esca, Liathan, Placidus, Nissa, Uncle Aquila, Beppo, Valaria
Disclaimer: Drawings # 2, 4, and 5 were based on images created by other people. Images # 1 and 3 are not drawn by me, see notes at end.
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MEMORANDUM
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February, 14, 2013
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
FROM: Valaria Jones
RE: Threat to Office Valentine’s Exchange
It has come to my attention that certain employees have abused our beloved tradition of exchanging Valentine’s greetings within the office. It seems they felt it was the appropriate venue to engage in a sort of arms race of vulgarity resulting the offending not a few numbers of their coworkers with their so-called greetings. This does not represent the sort of camaraderie we hope to foster within the office, nor does it reflect the values of the company. If this kind of behavior persists we will be forced to terminate the tradition and the good-natured joviality it meant to engender along with it. The new guidelines to follow regarding greetings exchanged in the office:
1.No portraits of the giver shall be part of the greeting. NO EXCEPTIONS!!
2. No obscene words or phrases
3. Use common sense! If you wouldn’t send it to your grandmother, don’t send it to your coworker
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Valaria Jones
HR Manager
Ninth Eagle, Inc.
29 Court Terrace
Little Londinium Road
Calleva
Reading RG7 2ND
Notes:
Uncle Aquila's card: Red Poppies
Marcus and Esca's: Julia and Paul Child
Nissa's card: Peggy
Placidus & Liathan and Beppo's both inspired by the portraits on daily mail article
Title: Selections from Cottia's office mailbox on February 14th (or,
Rating: T
Medium: colored pencil, pencil, photobucket
Characters: Cottia, Marcus, Esca, Liathan, Placidus, Nissa, Uncle Aquila, Beppo, Valaria
Disclaimer: Drawings # 2, 4, and 5 were based on images created by other people. Images # 1 and 3 are not drawn by me, see notes at end.
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MEMORANDUM
*******
February, 14, 2013
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
FROM: Valaria Jones
RE: Threat to Office Valentine’s Exchange
It has come to my attention that certain employees have abused our beloved tradition of exchanging Valentine’s greetings within the office. It seems they felt it was the appropriate venue to engage in a sort of arms race of vulgarity resulting the offending not a few numbers of their coworkers with their so-called greetings. This does not represent the sort of camaraderie we hope to foster within the office, nor does it reflect the values of the company. If this kind of behavior persists we will be forced to terminate the tradition and the good-natured joviality it meant to engender along with it. The new guidelines to follow regarding greetings exchanged in the office:
1.No portraits of the giver shall be part of the greeting. NO EXCEPTIONS!!
2. No obscene words or phrases
3. Use common sense! If you wouldn’t send it to your grandmother, don’t send it to your coworker
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Valaria Jones
HR Manager
Ninth Eagle, Inc.
29 Court Terrace
Little Londinium Road
Calleva
Reading RG7 2ND
Notes:
Uncle Aquila's card: Red Poppies
Marcus and Esca's: Julia and Paul Child
Nissa's card: Peggy
Placidus & Liathan and Beppo's both inspired by the portraits on daily mail article