14 Reasons why Super Junior should be 15
Author: shy_mizuno
Genre: Love to Henry and yes, I'm calling it a Genre
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I wish I could own SJ. Then I could give each of them a great big hug
Summary: My response to the famous 'Reasons why Henry should not join Super Junior'
1. Because Leeteuk can always use to more hearts to spread his love to.
2. Because Heechul will have fun corrupting another soul and at the same time, become a better him because of how Energetic Zhou Mi is and how innocent Henry is.
3. Because Han Geng needs to talk to someone in his native tongue that won't respond with 'Yao De'
4. Because, with the language barrier, Henry can out-weird Yesung
5. Because Kangin wants to talk to somebody about the mysteries of life sober.
6. Because Shindong wants to learn about the advancement of Chinese cuisine and the delicacy of snails.
7. Because Sungmin needs a rival in cute.
8. Because Eunhyuk's dancing skills will improve 100% when he learns to Pop
9. Because Zhou Mi has his own theories about aliens
10. Because Siwon's Shi-brows have a rival in Zhou Mi's nose
11. Because Ryeowook needs as many opinions about his cooking as he can get.
12. Because Kibum needs to remember how to speak English with someone who actually gets English and doesn't just know how to swear
13. Because Kyuhyun wants to teach somebody how to cheat win at Starcraft.
The overall reason - Super Junior loves them.