I <3 ALL FALL OUT BOYS!!

[shutyourface]

I know I'm spamming but AHAHAH SO MUCH LOOOOOOOVE.

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[catchmelike]

omg ilthem.

PATRICK CAN'T EVEN TALK WHEN HE'S NOT SINGING. LOL PETE STRIPPING. BOYYYYYYYYYYYS.

[shutyourface]

I love how he talks to the kiddies! He's gonna be such a good uncle to Pear!

[catchmelike]

I DIDN'T MEAN TO USE THE WORD KILL~

or what was the other one?

When you drive! Since you're all in grade school and you totally do that.

[shutyourface]

YOU CAN'T SEE ME BUT I AM TOTALLY GLEEFACING ALL OVER MY LIVING ROOM RIGHT NOW.

[katieupsidedown]

Pete Wentz can't act even when he plays himself and it makes me lol

[shutyourface]

ahaha ino! I never did watch all of that ep of The OC (??) with him on it cause I got so squicked by it.

[katieupsidedown]

I think it was One Tree Hill actually.

God why do I know that?

Oh yeah. Chad Michael Murray. Crossing the streams.

[shutyourface]

Damn, now I kinda wanna go find it on youtube but I know I'll be horrified by it and stop watching halfway through. Oh, Pete.

[irish_cocktail]

BEFORE LUNCH AND ULTIMATELY RECESS... I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE GOING TO DIE.

:|

[shutyourface]

Sorry, Pear, but Uncle Patrick is all about the Tough Love.

[irish_cocktail]

ahahahahaaaaa. trufax. SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS, OKAY KID. SUCK IT UP~

but whatevs, joe trohman can fucking call me.

[shutyourface]

OMG HIS HAAAAIIIRRR. I WANT TO PLAY IN IT SO BAD, MY FINGERS ITCH.

i have no joe icon >:(

[pau494]

I love everything about this video. EVERYTHING.

♥_♥ Paaatrick! Stfu about your boyfriend, you guys are so cute!

[shutyourface]

Paula! I've watched it four times already! They're all so effing cute!

THEY ARE SOOOOO BOYFRIENDS. BOYFRIENDS FOREVER.

[pau494]

I DOWNLOADED THE IPOD VERSION SO I CAN HAVE IT WITH ME FOREVER! You know, when the sea level rises and it kills me.

I LOVE HOW THEY STAND UP FOR EACH OTHER BECAUSE THEY ARE BOOOYFRIENDS! How is this fandom filled with so many amazing boys? Wait, I know the answer! Because Pete handpicked them himself! :DDD

[kat_lair]

omg Patrick I'M TOTALLY CHANGING TO ENERGY EFFICIENT LIGHT BULBS RIGHT NOW!!! ...oh wait. I MEAN I WOULD IF I DIDN'T ALREADY HAVE THEM BUT WHATEVES.

Ahahahaha, Pete stripping! You can totally here the sleazy lap-dance music going on in his head there.

[shutyourface]

ALSO, YOU SHOULD CARPOOL, ALL THE KINDERGARTENERS ARE DOING IT THESE DAYS.

I love the expression on his face when he does it. Oh, Pete.

Also, I just lost about three minutes staring at your icon. *drools*

[kat_lair]

I WILL BUY A CAR SPECIFICALLY TO CARPOOL AND SHUN PUBLIC TRANSPORT! um, hold on...?

So, where is the AU where Pete is a stripper in a club and Patrick djs? (actually, I'm convinced this exists, except they were undercover cops in it?). But I would also read one where Pete is getting the band's start-up monies by giving lap-dances in a sleazy club somewhere (instead hustling his ass in the more traditional sense of the word, though the rent boy AUs also have a special place in my blackblack heart) and then Patrick totally finds out and is all indignant and angry but Pete has to give him a lapdance because if the big bosses see him just chatting to a guy and not doing his job they will haul his skinny ass to the back alley and beat it blue. *nodnod* I mean, not that I've thought about this or anything >_>

[shutyourface]

This is my face right now: O__O I WOULD READ THAT SO HARD OMG. I've never seen Pete dance but damn do I want to. So this ends with Patrick popping a boner and Pete being all smirky about it and blowing him in Patrick's backseat, y/y?

And yes, that undercover cop/stripper/dj fic does exist: Bare Essentials.