Private/Hackable-Cartman's Prayers

[shutyerjewmouth]

Mel Gibson

Comments

[i_m_a_jew]

How much retarded can you actually be?

((Pfft, you know Kyle is a prominent hacker *snort*))

[i_m_a_jew]

GAH! What the fuck are you doing?!?! DX

((Beat the crap out of Kyle too lol XDDDDD))

[shutyerjewmouth]

((But Cartman never has, he always gets his ass kicked by Kyle by like a tap lol))

*walrus like wail* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[shutyerjewmouth]

*still wailing as he punches him in the groin and rolls off, continueing the walrus barking/wailing*

[i_m_a_jew]

*bends over in pain* You f, fucking bastard!

[shutyerjewmouth]

God...damn....Jew....ugh...

[i_m_a_jew]

*manages to kick Cartman in the side*

[shutyerjewmouth]

ughh fucking jew, I'm going to kill you...

[i_m_a_jew]

Not if I kill you first, fucking fatass.

[shutyerjewmouth]

((omg...omg dude....accidental kiss again, totally, just like hit him and he falls again and yeah...lol))

*rolls back over to punch him*

[i_m_a_jew]

((Bwahahaha XDXDXD))

*tries to duck it but stumbles backwards, grabbing Cartman by the shirt by mere reflex to prevent himself from falling*

[shutyerjewmouth]

((we're so evil))

*eyes widen and falls down on top of him again, in an accidental lip lock, with both their lips already parted*

[i_m_a_jew]

((Oh ho ho~))

*stiffens as his eyes go wide, finding himself not able to move*

[shutyerjewmouth]

*pulls away quickly, horrified look* oh god-not again!

[i_m_a_jew]

DX *wipes his mouth* Goddamnit, what the fuck it's your problem?!