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shutupsammy

Fourteen Beers

Jan 09, 2009 04:29

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So like the other day I was watchin' this program where there was this guy poking a rattlesnake an' he was like 'well she's just a little bit pregnant' an' I'm like, how can you be a little bit pregnant? Ain't it like you're either pregnant or not pregnantAn' if you can be a little bit pregnant do you think you can be like...a little bit ( Read more... )

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blackeyedskank January 9 2009, 10:00:00 UTC

The question is: what isn't?

shutupsammy January 9 2009, 10:05:57 UTC

Oh look. My favorite fucking person in the whole wide world, here to make me even more nauseous than the cheap booze.

Did you want something Ruby? Or are you just here to rub salt in shit?

blackeyedskank January 9 2009, 10:07:42 UTC

I want you to wash your mouth out when you're talking to me, for starters.

shutupsammy January 9 2009, 10:12:52 UTC

Did I seriously just get told to watch my language by a former member of the unholy legions? I didn't even get a chance to take Jesus' name in vain.

Having a malfunction?

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tothelibrary January 9 2009, 10:20:59 UTC

Um... Dean?

shutupsammy January 9 2009, 10:23:43 UTC

Dawn, did you know that I am officially a virgin again? Because I feel like you should know this. That I'm re-hymenated. Ask me how!

tothelibrary January 9 2009, 10:25:12 UTC

I think I'll pass, actually! Also, guys don't have hymens, just FYI.

You're drunk, and... Also? You might want to check your filters. I could fix it for you. If you wanted.

shutupsammy January 9 2009, 10:28:07 UTC

It was a philosophical hymen. And it was Castiel. Too bad I told you anyway.

Yeah I am. Fix my what?

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livedtwolives January 9 2009, 10:23:20 UTC

You can probably be a little bit damned. I don't know.

I thought "little bit pregnant" was just what people say when it's too early to tell just by looking?

shutupsammy January 9 2009, 10:26:09 UTC

Well come back and tell me when you do know short stuff.

...that's kind of retarded. Can you turn a lightbulb a little bit on? I don't know.

livedtwolives January 9 2009, 10:34:51 UTC

Seems like it might be a little too late to pass the word on when I know for sure. Just saying.

How about those multi-setting lights; you only set it on dim, the light's not all the way on. Just a little bit.

shutupsammy January 9 2009, 10:38:34 UTC

Yeah, that's the way that shit works, I hear.

THAT'S CHEATING.

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anycuntcould January 9 2009, 10:45:59 UTC

Have you tried heroin?

shutupsammy January 9 2009, 10:48:44 UTC

No. That shit's expensive. I'm not paying that much for the chance of having a really fucking bad trip.

African Dream Root notwithstanding.

anycuntcould January 9 2009, 10:50:04 UTC

If you're going to be cheap there's always a permanent marker.

shutupsammy January 9 2009, 10:55:34 UTC

I'm looking to forget how much my life blows. Not relive my idiotic middle school years.

Naw, what I really mean is 'I can't, I am a huge vagina, my brother would be mad at me and I can't really afford that.' It's a good night for retarded honesty.

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rig January 9 2009, 12:00:44 UTC

You can be a little bit of anything. Almost.

shutupsammy January 9 2009, 12:19:02 UTC

You think so?

rig January 9 2009, 12:27:25 UTC

I wouldn't have said so otherwise.