Eight Beers

[shutupsammy]

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[Dean Winchester is sitting at his kitchen table, drunk. Excessively drunk. Because that's what Dean does when he doesn't want to cope, he gets really drunk. There are red marks on his face, around his mouth, and it's pretty clear what they're from; he's had it duck-taped closed for the majority of the day. He knocks back one last shot of

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[cal_sitter]

Bad day.

[shutupsammy]

Bad goddamn day.

I hate curses. There should only be one kinda situation that involves curses, and it should have a mummy in it.

[cal_sitter]

I hate mummies. Never trust a mummy from the basement of the Metropolitan Museum of Art when a formerly dead redcap from upstairs has disappeared into the heart of New York. You'll find yourself nearly being cannibalized in the basement of a derelict asylum before you know it.

[shutupsammy]

Cannibalism is never the right answer.

[theotokos]

Sweetheart, don't you think you need a break from the booze?

[shutupsammy]

Am I drooling on myself? No?

Then give your advice to someone who has a reason to worry about brain damage.

[theotokos]

Too bad for you I don't give a fuck.

Unless you want to get to the point of drooling on yourself, by all means. It's more attractive, really.

[shutupsammy]

I'm past my expiration date already. I don't actually care about your opinion, 'cause see, I don't have the time.

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[blackeyedskank]

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[blackeyedskank]

I'm surprised you're even capable of hitting anything.

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[shutupsammy]

I'm surprised you're even capable of hitting anything sober. I'd like to say it's just 'cause you're a woman, Ruby, except I'm pretty sure 'female' is as close to that as you can possibly get these days.

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[blackeyedskank]

Wow, racist and sexist all in one breath. That must be a new personal high for you, Dean.

[medeafalls]

Temptation on the table. Bad idea.

[shutupsammy]

Drinking myself silly. Good idea.

[medeafalls]

Not talking about the alcohol.

[shutupsammy]

What are you talking about, then?

[call_me_spooky]

Mad at your liver?

[shutupsammy]

I was never any good for her anyway.