Comments | shutupsammy: thirty-four beers

shutupsammy

thirty-four beers

May 19, 2009 20:12

( private; flagged to sam winchester but not urgent; )

dean hates demons, don't suffer from alcoholism enjoy it, dean hates bitches, dean hates witches, hunter culture, badass mothers, jack of all trades, jo, deep-seated issues, bela must die, black-eyed skank, bobby singer, sammy, dean likes beer, dean hates zombies, bela fucking talbot, strap your party hat on, pretend we're normal, don't fudge with me

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horrible_penny May 20 2009, 00:34:38 UTC

What's wrong with chicks and vegetarians? We play poker too. Sometimes. I think.

shutupsammy May 20 2009, 00:37:31 UTC

Chicks are a distraction. I just don't trust vegetarians.

horrible_penny May 20 2009, 00:39:15 UTC

Huh? Why not?

shutupsammy May 20 2009, 00:40:39 UTC

I dunno. Not liking cheeseburgers just seems fishy and un-American.

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71_chevelle May 20 2009, 00:37:59 UTC

What's'matter, Dean? Don't like a little honest competition?

shutupsammy May 20 2009, 00:39:53 UTC

Bobby, there's honest competition, then there's you.

71_chevelle May 20 2009, 00:41:18 UTC

Jus 'cause you've never won, Winchester, doesn't mean you should give up all hope.

shutupsammy May 20 2009, 00:43:45 UTC

Jus' cause I never won means Bobby Singer is a big cheating conman. I'd trust you to keep my ass alive in a desert, but at a poker table?

Do I look stupid?

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haroicsacrifice May 20 2009, 00:38:32 UTC

That's a lot of rules.

shutupsammy May 20 2009, 00:39:13 UTC

No shit? The public pool has more.

haroicsacrifice May 20 2009, 00:42:13 UTC

There's a public pool here? I guess I don't know everything about this place yet.

shutupsammy May 20 2009, 00:44:46 UTC

Hell if I know. I don't do swimming. I don't do shorts. Point is, there are a lot of rules to maximize enjoyment.

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blackeyedskank May 20 2009, 00:41:13 UTC

Why are you such an Excluding Elijah?

shutupsammy May 20 2009, 00:41:51 UTC

I don't know, why are you such a Demonic Debbie?

blackeyedskank May 20 2009, 00:43:54 UTC

It makes it easier for me to rub your face into the sandbox.

shutupsammy May 20 2009, 00:47:08 UTC

You'd need the extra edge because you wouldn't be able to MANAGE IT otherwise.

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lastpunchline May 20 2009, 00:44:26 UTC

I'll go.

shutupsammy May 20 2009, 00:45:54 UTC

AND no slurs based on race, nationality, political affiliation or sexual orientation.

lastpunchline May 20 2009, 00:48:45 UTC

What the hell kind of poker game is this?

shutupsammy May 20 2009, 00:54:57 UTC

A very, very special kind. For special reasons.

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