Ever Wanted to...

[shuck_cat]

..personally hunt someone down in your community and punch them in the face?

Working Mothers are Responsible for childhood obesity, drug use, AND global warming.Nice to see how the author is a fucking FEMALE teacher too; gee I wonder when the child care bills start piling up she'll feel so compelled to condem the working mother. I mean this is

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[ithmarvin]

For example, air pollution is certainly made worse due to more women traveling to work. This depletes the ozone layer, causing more deaths due to cancer. Since more women are driving to work, increased traffic problems plague us all. Women who drive to work are increasingly using cell phones, leading to more car accidents. Since children are in tow as their moms rush to work, they are exposed to a dangerous precedent: these innocent children in the back seat of the SUV are the same youths who later take to the streets in adolescence and race their cars.

WOMEN ARE A PLAGUE ON OUR SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S OUTLAW EVERYTHING EXCEPT OPRAH (BECAUSE THAT IS ALL THEY WILL WATCH)!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHA LOOK AT THAT, A WOMAN WITH A GUN!!!!! THAT'S SILLY WOMEN CAN'T USE BLAM URRAAGGHHH MY INTESTINES CHACK-CHACK BLAM

[ithmarvin]

Bonus capslock because I just realized the author was a woman:

HEY GIRLFRIENDS!!!!!!!!! WASN'T THE 1800S SO MUCH SIMPLER WHEN ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS COOK AND CLEAN AND GIVE BIRTH AND OW OW OW GIRL YOU ARE SPRAYING PERFUME INTO MY EYES

[randomsome1]

Humanity is a special kind of awful, I think.

What are your thoughts on turning off anon. commenting in gaff_lj? The troll(s?) there are terribly unoriginal.