Oh Woe!

[shuck_cat]

Yet another eligible American man has put himself off the market. I am so dissapointed that I can no longer hope to marry this man and happily act like a silent slave for the rest of my life and occasionally pop out a baby.

I guess I'll just have to go back to oogling girls until I meet my "Fred". (Fred reference from here.)

Comments

[ithmarvin]

Marriage is a sham for men. There is no benefit. If you are about to get married, think it over. Don't let your dick do your thinking for you. Don't let your punch-drunk I'm in love euphoria put you on auto-pilot. You will wake up in a hell of a hangover staring at this woman who will control your life.

Uh, hello? You're not marrying her right on the spot. You're not buying a fucking car here. You're getting married to someone you know and cherish and love.

LET'S ALL STAY BACHELORS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOooo A SERIES OF LOVELESS SEX ROMPS