SGA: "Incentives" (PG-13, John/Rodney)

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Second in the kissing meme, for zoniduck and reginagiraffe, who asked for John/Rodney. It got wordy:

Incentives
Stargate: Atlantis. PG-13, John/Rodney. 1,082 words.
"Bribery will get you somewhere."

Beta by nestra.

Comments

[minnow1212]

oh, Sheppard! I laughed out loud when he turned it into an incentive. Method 182 for motivating Rodney.

>"Well," Sheppard said after a moment. "I don't think I can have a heterosexual freak-out. Uh, by definition."<

Heh.

>Sheppard shook his head and looked grim. "I didn't wanna have to do this."<

Such a dirty rotten liar, that boy is.

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Yay, thank you, I'm glad you liked it!

Rodney and John are so dorky that to be undorky they'd have to have their dork surgically removed.

[kassrachel]

::dies of happy::

Seriously, I think I love you. No, scratch that, I know I love you, and also this story is made of win.

"Because if you were gay," Sheppard said, sounding horribly like a commercial for some social disease like genital herpes, "I just want you to know that I'd be fine with that."

Bwee! and

Sheppard shrugged. "Do you want me to draw you a rainbow?"

and

Soft and slow this time, like how Sheppard pornographically savored his first cup of coffee in the morning whereas Rodney tended to bolt his and immediately ask for more.

Guh.

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Awww, thank you kindly! I'm so glad you liked it, and that you're enjoying SGA. Because John and Rodney are dorktastic boyfriends!

[zoniduck]

Eeeeeeeee!!! Oh, boys! So awkward, and so very, very gay. ♥

Also? I do not have a problem with wordy, just for future reference. :-D

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I swear, John Sheppard earned himself a rainbow merit badge ten times over this season!

[panisdead]

*snort*

Ah, Sheppard.

Nice!

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Thanks!

[dogeared]

"I'll have you know that kissing you is not that much of an incentive," Rodney lied huffily.

Yes yes yes, oh, yes, SO PERFECT. :D

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Hee! And the best part is that kissing is a renewable resource! John can never run out!