The Florida Bar Doles Out the Harshness!

[shpydir]

Anybody who follows game news knows that Jack Thompson has been a thorn in the side of the industry for a long time.  From perpetuating unsubstantiated "evidence" of gaming's connection to violence, to jumping on every major tragedy and loudly proclaiming (via the media...thanks a lot Faux News) they were directly caused by videogames before the

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[minionjoe]

"Jack Thompson is so disbarred he's not allowed to measure pressure."

Is my favorite. :-D

[shpydir]

Here are my jokes:

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, even a whole construction crew couldn't rebar him.

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he doesn't know where to set his drink.

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he is finding that crows are not a suitable tool for opening crates.

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, no prison can contain him.

Sometimes old Jack got the bar, this time the bar got Jack.

Jack Thompson walks into a bar. Wait, no he doesn't.

And finally,
Jack Thompson is so disbarred, maybe he'll shut the hell up.

[bodlon]

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, they had to let his mamma out of prison.