Scully's Voicemail

[showmetheproof]

"You've reached Dana Scully. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

...and Mulder, if you're calling to say you lost your phone again, I'm not calling you back just so you can find it."

Comments

Crazy Phone Day, Text Message

[angelo_wings]

Seriously if you show up now we can be having sex. How can you not care about sex.

(This one didn't get messed up by Autocorrect because it's way funnier as is, okay.)

Re: Crazy Phone Day, Text Message

[showmetheproof]

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