New job! Telemarketing, where I EXPECT to be abused, as opposed to kmart, where, what? I'm helping you? why are you calling me names ( Read more... )

watched the Paul Robinson own goal on youtube. and although I couldn't care less about the result, and I really don't like England, I feel sick watching it. As a gk I can feel it in the pit of my stomach, that feeling of You Fucked Up, and only you. Poor guy probably just wanted to die right then and there. ack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwWF7JHwS4w

For jiminy and all you other zombie lovers

I love this girl to the end of the earth and back.

fucken oath.
i can sleep when I'm dead. I have no voice and i'm passing out on my feet, but i can't get this dazed grin off my face. I'm in love again, this time with the beautiful game. having two loves is fucking awesome. i still like my girlie better though.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Showerinacan!

1. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Showerinacan Head.
2. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from showerinacan.
3. Showerinacan has a memory span of three seconds!
4. Showerinacan is only six percent water!
5. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with showerinacan in your mouth!

"They call me lady bump, lady bump, it's no lie....

( AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH )

doin a dance on the forth step

You Belong in Barcelona
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