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[show_stealer]

For some reason, I kind of imagined the afterlife a little less... snail-y.

They're EVERYWHERE! I don't understand! Was I mean to some snail god while I was alive?

I'm sorry for whatever I did!

....... now go away!

Comments

[homogenize]

How many snails are we talking about here?

[show_stealer]

Over 9000!!

... or close to it, I imagine.

[homogenize]

EH?! Where the hell did they all come from?!

[show_stealer]

I have no idea! They were crawling all over the place when I came in!

[spitfired]

I'm afraid I don't understand-- this is the afterlife?

[show_stealer]

Well, I died, and.... here I am.

I guess I kinda assumed.

[spitfired]

I suppose it isn't that bad for an afterlife.

[show_stealer]

I guess not.

Yanno, besides the snails and all.

[unspeaks]

Enjoying your new room?

[show_stealer]

[show_stealer]

A-Axel?

[unspeaks]

Glad you still remembered. ♥

[drools]

KILL 'EM ALL! THE TINY LITTLE FUCKERS WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT 'EM.

[show_stealer]

... but then I'll have a ton of dead snails everywhere. That's almost worse.

[drools]

How is it worse? Are they magic snails?

[drools]

Fucking magic snails are almost as bad as magic swords.

[namimori]

I'll bite them dead for forming a group.

[show_stealer]

... you'll bite them?

[namimori]

In a manner of speaking, yes.

[namimori]

Now show me where they are before I kill you.