first ✧ [video] ❝there's a man from outer space asking me if I will race❞

May 06, 2011 21:46

[A green light and high-pitched ringing precedes a face coming into view, too close at first, and then pulling away to reveal ridiculous floppy hair and a blue bowtie. The journal is clearly propped up against something to record.]

OOOOH! [a loud, excited voice, not a hint of fear or uncertainty] Wonderful! Working again, eh! Good, good, excellent ( Read more... )

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[Video] | So slow, fff semper_cogitans May 7 2011, 07:48:00 UTC
[Now, this bouncy, excitable person is clearly new and entirely unaccustomed to Luceti. Robert kind of blinks before he responds to this lengthy and admittedly-fascinating diatribe with a diatribe of his own.]

I regret to inform you of this, Doctor, but it is fairly unlikely that the Malnosso would acquiese to your requests, as logical and ethical as it would be to do so.

Judging by the fact you seem so new to the whole procedure, you have been indicted, rather against your will, into the experimental compound known as Luceti. The wings that you possess are a consistent feature amongst all the sapients held here in the compound...

[He pauses here a moment, shifting his lab coat away from him enough so that the Doctor can see his own set of wings - European magpie (Pica pica) wings, or a near-perfect replica of them anyway.

The Doctor might notice that Robert doesn't expose his arms while he does this.]I have attempted to investigate their exact functions, but the data eludes me at present. However, they are tied inextricably to ( ... )

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Re: [Video] | wow I'm definitely slower shoutsgeronimo May 10 2011, 00:05:56 UTC
Ahh, of course, of course. [squints and frowns at the video] Complicated. That's all right, I like complicated, good fun, except when it isn't, but mostly it is.

Could you tell me, if I were to have lost something, where I might find it?

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[Video] | it's all cool 8D semper_cogitans May 10 2011, 00:40:59 UTC
Complicated indeed. The situation here is such that I fear it would be difficult to easily quantify it in any meaningful fashion ( ... )

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[Video] | o/ shoutsgeronimo May 10 2011, 01:31:27 UTC
Yes, yes, the guide, been sent my way. A few months, to a few years, that's what I'm hearing from everyone. But what for? Seems awful tedious and complicated...

Anyway, sorry, mumbling again, I do that. Lucky the TARDIS isn't easy to steal, bit big, and really very stubborn when she wants to be. You're being very helpful and well-spoken, what's your name?

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[Video] semper_cogitans May 10 2011, 02:28:30 UTC
The usual idea seems to be that there is some purpose behind us being kept here related to returning everybody to their respective homes. But yes, it is indeed complicated, and might be better discussed off the journal system.

And mumbling is quite alright. [Robert used to do it all the time, and he still lapses into it occasionally when he isn't being super-formal.]

My name is Professor Robert Alexander Hastings. It is a pleasure to meet you, Doctor, though I regret that it was under these conditions.

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[Video] shoutsgeronimo May 10 2011, 02:42:41 UTC
The honor, Professor Hastings, is certainly mine. Could you tell me, where are you from?

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[Video] semper_cogitans May 10 2011, 04:01:22 UTC
Ah... my home planet, in my own multiverse, is called Terra, and my present time was 2332 A.D., Standard Terran Years.

I understand that I am several hundred years in the relative "future" of many of the residents here, but due to multiversal theory, that means rather little in context.

[Robert tilts his head a little questioningly.] And yourself, Doctor, if I may ask?

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[Video] shoutsgeronimo May 10 2011, 04:21:20 UTC
Terra, twenty-thirty-two, I wonder...not sure, can't remember, all gone foggy. 'Fraid you're somewhat in my past, Professor, my good man, or my future, or my present, good thing about being a Time Lord is that you are, in fact, lord of time and can simply pick any when you want.

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[Video] semper_cogitans May 10 2011, 05:12:53 UTC
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A... Time Lord...?

[Robert's tone is very incredulous and blatantly skeptical, though not nearly as much as it would have been if the Doctor met him four months earlier.]

You are... likely from a completely different multiverse, then, as I assure you, Doctor - my spacetime has no lord, or anything else, associated with it.

[Is this one of those existing-"gods" that other worlds' denizens keep talking about?]

In fact, my world is completely devoid of the paranormal. I have even run experimentation here in order to confirm it, though more is needed before I can have a completely solid conclusion.

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[Video] shoutsgeronimo May 10 2011, 05:24:31 UTC
Not paranormal though, am I, just a bit different biologically. We get around, y'see. Or used to. Just me now. The 'lord' part, just a title, bit highfalutin, don't you think? Sounds like an interesting place, your home.

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[Video] semper_cogitans May 10 2011, 17:34:15 UTC
So these Time Lords... are a species, then? So you are a non-human sapient of a kind? [Complete tonal shift here, to something more along the lines of wonder. Excuse Robert, Doctor, he's an astrobiologist - and he doesn't realize that his voice is giving away so much. His inability to read emotional cues applies to his own emotional cues, too.]

... And you are the only one left? [Much sadder. Robert knows extinction fairly well, though he didn't live through the Great Cleansing. But he's seen the documentation.]

Ah, well, I would hope Terra would be an interesting place. It... seems rather an anomaly, here. An anomaly in the positive sense, perhaps.

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[Video] shoutsgeronimo May 10 2011, 20:38:33 UTC
A race! Chronarchs, y'see, non-linear perception of time, loads of wacky [wiggles his fingers at his chest] biological things, internal body temperature at 15 degrees Celsius and so on but no, not human. We came first. I rather like anomalies, myself. Always the most interesting

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[Video] semper_cogitans May 10 2011, 20:49:05 UTC
So does "race" mean the same thing as "species" in this case, or are you more some kind of subspecies?

[Doctor, your description is making Robert very curious. Assuming there ever gets to be any scanners in Luceti, he might politely ask if he could take a look at these "wacky" biological things.

And he's making a note of that internal body temperature in the event that he ever finds himself having to do medical check-ups on the Doctor.]

... It is remarkable how many hominid non-human sapients exist here. In my multiverse, the hominid body plan is quite rare, and most sapients have vastly different shapes. But here there are individuals with entire planets full of different kinds of hominid sapients, though all of them are non-humans. Most peculiar...

And yes. Interesting indeed. [Robert does wonder just how interesting, though. Or what kind of interesting.]

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[Video] shoutsgeronimo May 15 2011, 01:41:31 UTC
Hm, Robert, now see--if I were you, I wouldn't go 'round asking aliens to define themselves as a kind of subspecies. Might get a few of them a little cross--not me! [he shakes his head with a small smile and waves his hands around in a "no" gesture] But there's only one of me, just a little advice.

Okay, let me put it this way. You're a human. [finger guns in your direction] I'm a Time Lord. [a "who has two thumbs and also two hearts? this guy" motion] They're the same sort of level, only if you want to be really technical, hominid or, ah, 'sapient' don't really apply well to Time Lords--human language, human constructs, only Time Lords came first. Any of this helping?

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[Video] semper_cogitans May 15 2011, 01:55:52 UTC
Well... I hardly meant any insult. After all, I am a subspecies - Homo sapiens sapiens. There is no harm meant by the statement... [And now he feels bad. He didn't mean to be hurtful.

... And just one Time Lord left... that's saddening, too.]

And I fail to see how "sapient" would not apply well to you. After all, by having this conversation with me, you are demonstrating all the tenets of sapience. However, I could use another term if you would prefer.

[Though, this is making Robert think. He asks what might be an obvious question.]

... Though if Time Lords existed before the humans of your multiverse, then is the physical similarity purely coincidental? Because... that is an absolutely remarkable degree of similarity.

Not impossible, per se, but... incredibly improbable.

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[Video] 1/2! shoutsgeronimo May 15 2011, 02:31:33 UTC
Oh, no no no Robert. [his tone of voice changes, like an adult talking to a child. Comforting, not patronizing!] Of course you didn't, not you I'm sure, never. Silly old aliens are sometimes a fuddy-duddy, cross bunch, not always big on humans. Honestly some of them are no fun at all.

It's all a bit complicated to explain, I think, sapient applies but it's also like, like, ahh--calling a banana just a plant when you can break it down further into "fruit" and so on and so on. Time Lordy stuff, bit wonky, difficult to translate. First to evolve out of all sentient species, you see, so--morphic resonance, badabing-badaboom, TimeLordiness starts to show up in other sentient lifeforms as well all across space and time.

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