Umm...

[shouldve_didnt]

Crap. Literally.
As in there is bird crap all over my house.

Comments

[virtuousvictory]

!!!!!!! That's disgusting...

......... Do you... would you like some help in cleaning?

please say no-please say no

[ooc: strikes heavily crossed out, unreadable]

[shouldve_didnt]

I know. And it'd be unsanitary and might corrode the house if I leave it there.

So... if you're volunteering, I'd appreciate it.

[virtuousvictory]

A-alright... Just give me a time and I'll be over...

[shouldve_didnt]

Uhh, how about... now? In an hour? Something like that?

[paper_dreamer]

...

Maybe you should get a new house.

[shouldve_didnt]

I suppose it would be easier to do that... but I just got used to this one and kind of like its location, so I'd rather try to clean it up first.

[paper_dreamer]

Uh, yeah, good luck with that.

[crownofsnow]

Ugh, that is terrible. Do you want any help cleaning it?

[shouldve_didnt]

Yeah, I could use some help if you're willing to volunteer.
If only other animals didn't actually live in the tree, too, but I suppose that'd be unreasonable.

[crownofsnow]

Sure, I'd be glad to help.
Well, maybe you could make a covering for your roof that would prevent it from getting...err crapped on?

[shouldve_didnt]

Oh, that's a pretty good idea. Maybe one of those giant leaves or something fairly easy to dispose of would suffice, right?