Roomies?

[shoukanjutsu]

 . . .

T-This is entirely unreasonable!  I've lived here for more than a year.  You can't spring a roommate on me now!  My research!  My texts!  My experiments!  . . . How can I be expected to get anything done with only half a room to my name?!

Nathan!  Where did all my documents go?!

Comments

[not_aquaman]

You think I took your documents?

[shoukanjutsu]

They've obviously been misplaced by the sudden furniture that appeared on your side.

[not_aquaman]

Why aren't you asking the furniture then, huh?

[shoukanjutsu]

An excellent idea. I'll do that as soon as someone develops a magic to give voice to the inanimate.

[a_severed_fate]

[Srs chick is srs.]

Someone stole your research documents?

[shoukanjutsu]

Not precisely. I just can't find any of it since my organizational system has been thrown into chaos.

[a_severed_fate]

[Relax, soldier, relax.]

I see. So, in other words it's simply that you aren't used to sharing your living quarters and as a result... you're experiencing great difficulty adjusting to the change.

Perhaps if you arranged them in a drawer or on a shelf in order by subject? Files seem to work quite well. They should take up very little space that way.

[Don't mind her, she has no idea how Klarth keeps his books and papers straight as it is.]

[shoukanjutsu]

Yes, well. I ran out of shelf space about a month into my stay here.

[apurposetolive]

The way other people deal with a roommate. Live with it.

[shoukanjutsu]

. . . Hm! An excellent answer, but I'm afraid that's incorrect.

[apurposetolive]

What's that supposed to mean?

[shoukanjutsu]

The room is doubly occupied already. Myself and my work. There's simply no room for a third, so I reject your answer.

[guts_noglory]

Your stuff takes up a whole room? That's a lotta sprawl.

[shoukanjutsu]

Vital research warrants as much space as necessary.

[guts_noglory]

Right. Sure it does.

If it's so 'vital' why aren't you doing it in some...research-y place instead of your room, then?

[shoukanjutsu]

I'm not risking their loss by storing them anywhere other than where I can keep a direct eye on them. It's not as if the library has a research vault.

[rawrsoangry]

Jesus, quit bitching. If it's that much of a problem, rent a bigger apartment.

[shoukanjutsu]

And actually spend money? Sheesh, I'm not that desperate.

[rawrsoangry]

Money doesn't mean anything here anyway, for fuck's sake.

[shoukanjutsu]

Of course it does. Onsen food is expensive.