Skepticism

[shoukanjutsu]

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Cat people.  Really.  The island was first populated by cats when she first arrived.

. . .

Does anyone else think she's screwing with us?  That she found out about the diary entries we, ah-hem, appropriated and left this page lying about as some sort of odd prank?  There doesn't seem to be anything else of

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[rawrsoangry]

What the fuck is going on?

[filtered] What jerks!!

[rawrsoangry]

Aiming to please, are we?

Yeah, probably. It'd sure as fuck be more satisfying than skulking around like some shitty spy movie, but too bad for me, huh? As for secretaries, fuck off. I think paperwork'd drive me fucking insane. Not that I know, but call it a hunch. Good to know the slot's open, though...could be damn useful.

You fucking KIDDING me?! Two years or what the fuck ever and you haven't even properly explored the goddamn island yet?! What the FUCK. Useless. Even if there's nothing to find, at least you'd know what that nothing was. What are you, all retarded or some shit?

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[shoukanjutsu]

Aiming to get a few choice words in.

I imagine most things would have a tendency to drive you insane, but we won't split hairs. If you're interested in espionage, perhaps you could pretend to want the job. Go for an interview. Find out what you can and see whether or not you can swipe anything interesting. Although . . . I can't say I remember any interviews in the past. Perhaps she doesn't even have any.

We have not. And I haven't been here a year yet, thanks. Regardless, the majority of us would last maybe a day in the wilderness before being eaten alive by bears. I imagine the demons could have managed it in their time, but I can't say they were ever the most helpful people in the world. Right now, I still say there wouldn't be very many who'd stand a chance. You seem like you could manage, though you'd be a nightmare for party morale.

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[rawrsoangry]

Well fuck, man, don't hold back. Biting your tongue can be deadly.

Put me near the bitch and I'll probably punch her in the fucking throat just on principle. Fuck that.

Demons, huh? What kinda demons?

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[shoukanjutsu]

I find it more satisfying to be eloquent about my insults. Different tastes, I expect.

And here I was thinking you weren't quite as bad as I'd thought.

Ridiculous ones. They looked like ten year old children with about a corresponding maturity level. There were a few angels around as well, but we seem to be largely devoid of supernatural entities nowadays. Hear we've got a tree spirit of some sort, though.

((OoC: Disgaea demons, if you've heard of it.))

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[rawrsoangry]

Guess I just prefer the elegance of fucking simplicity or some shit, then.

Hah! Don't lie, you're not that stupid.

Well, fuck. You sure they weren't just a bunch of particularly nasty brats?

[I haven't, but I'm sure Wiki and the Googles have 8D]

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[shoukanjutsu]

It's a fine thing when someone walks away and takes five minutes to realize you've just smashed 'em with a zinger.

Maybe not. And here I was apologizing for assuming the worst of you.

They blew up a mountain once. It was vaguely entertaining until the debris began to hit.

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[rawrsoangry]

Also a fucking fine thing when you smash someone with your foot in their face, but hey.

Yeah, that was a dumbass move.

HAH! Pity they didn't stick around, they sound fun.

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[shoukanjutsu]

You avoid jail-time my way.

Of course. The moral of the story. Never give second chances.

About as fun as a sentient bomb in the form of a pint-sized brat, sure.

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[rawrsoangry]

So?

Exactly. HAH!

Fuck yeah, definitely sounds like a blast.

[ooc: *GROAN* I AM SORRY, THAT WAS TERRIBLE, BUT I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.]

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[shoukanjutsu]

I'd rather not spend a year cooling my heels for assault if I can help it.

. . . Sarcasm, it appears, is an excellent method of conversing with you.

As are terrible jokes.

((Oh, bad puns, how we love thee.))

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[rawrsoangry]

Many people go to jail here? I'm guessing not. Seems to be a bunch of regular fucking goody-two-shoes.

What can I say, I'm an easy-going guy.

[Oh Xanxan, you LIAR.]

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[shoukanjutsu]

There've been several unsavory sorts here in the past -- We had a man on trial for murder somewhat recently, as I recall, and a few others who were, shall we say, certainly not heroic protagonists.

Most easy-going man I know.