smallville } { mama don't take my kodachrome away

[isaywe_party]

[This ... is a first. Buffy's never been stalked by a photographer before. But Slayers are paranoid, and yanking the kid with the camera out of the bushes in the area where she's training her new Slayer, and pushes him up against the tree.

She's not in the mood.

She's so not in the mood.

(Even if he is kind of cute)]

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[ringthatbell]

Hey!

[It's just a natural reaction to being manhandled by someone, let alone a pretty girl.

Thought he's actually a little more concerned about his camera being damaged. That's his livelihood!

He tries to get away, of course, but...a lot of good that does.]

Wow, you're...really strong.

[No, that was not a split second grin on his face. He is not in any way turned on by this. Nope.

...maybe a little turned on.]

[isaywe_party]

You have five seconds to explain what you're doing here.

[raises an eyebrow]

Five, four, three, two ...

[ringthatbell]

[It just got less sexy.]

Okay, okay!

[sigh]

My wife-- [pauses, then starts over] My ex-wife used to live here, so I know some people. I got word of a girl with superhuman strength...I thought I'd talk to her. Get an interview.

[isaywe_party]

[her head tips as she considers the story]

Why do you want an interview?