GOD does not approve! + eta: meme'd like a fiend

[shortsweetsoul]

So, Saturday. I'm lying on a futon in my great-aunt's living room, writing up a plot outline for a Merlin fic. (Don't get excited.) While I was writing it I'm like, "HEY this is actually starting to sound good!"

And while I'm writing about sorcery and monsters and, most importantly (because this is Merlin, hello) EPIC GAY DESTINYThree nuns walk in

Comments

[mel_b_angel]

OK, you had me at EPIC GAY DESTINY. I fell over in an uncontrollable fit of giggles at the piercing thru the veil of death. But man, god sounding like Dr Cox? THAT SLAYED ME DEAD!

I like your brain.

:)

[shortsweetsoul]

But man, god sounding like Dr Cox?

I always pictured God being kinda sarcastic and bitchy. IT FITS. :D

HAHA oh my brain. Thank you. *bows* It's an idle mind though! :P

[egotists]

Maybe he's saying your story needs nuns -nods-

[shortsweetsoul]

...WHAT.

IF I COULD-

WHAT.

THIS IS MAGNIFICENT.

THANK YOU FOR TRANSLATING THESE OMENS. ♥

[girlofjuly]

isn't the show just sooo much more epically gorgeous when it's on a tv screen as opposed to a computer screen??

[shortsweetsoul]

It iiiisssss. Colin Morgan just looks infinitely more chiseled and gorgeous and older. I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED, but on the computer screen, I always thought, "Oh, he's so cute~~~" while on my TV, it's more "LIPSSSSSS. CHEEKBONESSSSS."

GAH.

[vermontypython]

Every time I'm pissed at Christianity for doing something stupid again? I'm totally going to be picturing God as Dr. Cox.

HAHAHAHA.

Every single one of your entries, it seems, makes me laugh so hard.

Also, I agree with the fic theory: Needs more nuns.

[shortsweetsoul]

Because God is a sarcastic hilarious bastard. TRUFAX.

I think the reason my entries are funny is because I am physically incapable of going through one entry/comment without going into CAPSLOCKS. IT MAKES EVERYTHING MORE LULZ-TASTIC.

♥ You're so sweet! ♥

More nuns. *nods* I CAN WORK THIS.

[vermontypython]

NO it's the sense of comedic timing and RANDOM NUN APPEARANCES. Duh. And maybe the capslock. Whatever. You're hilarious.

:D

yesss more nuns. Whoopi would be proud, bb.

[vermontypython]

ALSO: I DID NOT NOTICE THE
BONES:VINCENT THING

HE IS AMAZING.

[sequinedfairy]

nuns? THAT IS SCARY. but i have something EVEN WORSE.

i was walking down the street with my friends, jus laughing and talking about parent sex and lube, as normal people do, when wHo do we pass?

MY.

THIRD.

GRADE.

TEACHER.

NOT EVEN KIDDING. OH GOD IT WAS PAINFUL. SO PAINFUL.

also, i think god is using the nuns in a POSITIVE, ENCOURAGING WAY! GIVING YOU THE HOLY STEAL OF APPROVAL, REALLY.

[shortsweetsoul]

LMFAO.

SEE ICON. BECAUSE THAT IS ME.

Except, y'know. Short and tan and not being hot like burning.

haha God does approve? THEN WHY DOES HE MAKES MY FIC NOTES DISAPPEAR ALL THE TIME? Jerk. (No really. I can't find them. If my grandma finds them, I might cry. :P)

GUESS THE PATTERN? I want to see if I have a type, or if I really do just like anything that's shiny. :')

[sequinedfairy]

SHUT YOUR MOUTH, KAT. IT WAS TRAUMATIZING.

i am going to agree with your flist: HEE MAKES THEM DISAPPEAR BECAUSE HE WANTS YOU TO BE WRITING A LEVERAGE STORY WHERE THEY GO UNDERCOVER AS NUNS.

. . .

OHMYGOD YOU NEED TO BE WRITING THAT RIGHT NOW. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE? PRETTY PLEASE? PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP?

and for your pattern: I ONLY KNOW HALF OF THEM, BUT THEY ARE usually one of the main characters, usually have a really strong relationship to the other main characters, and . . IDK. I'M BAD AT INTROSPECTION KAT. IT'S HARD ):

[shortsweetsoul]

HAHA it's been done! Like, FOR REAL. :D

YOU CANNOT READ INTO MY SOUL? BANISHÉD. THAT'S RIGHT. BANISHÉD, BECAUSE I'M CLASSY LIKE THAT. D':