Hey Y'all!

[parcell_package]

This is my first time at this place!  I hope y'all will make me feel at home!

You should know that I'm a bit of a troublemaker, so watch out!  I guess that's what got me transferred!

Oops, gotta run!  These papers ain't gonna copy themselves, wouldn't that be crazy if they did?

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[tempjobs_suck]

[pops head into cubicle]
Uh, hey. I think--I think the coffee maker in the breakroom is broken, do you know how to...get...it working...? I mean, you're just--the closest person, so---I'm not assuming you know how, but--

[shuts up. seriously.]

[parcell_package]

Mr. Nelson, I'm not sure if I should do it. I could mess up my suit!

[tempjobs_suck]

Fine, then. I guess I'll look at it myself. [mumble] I mean, I've been working with freakin' ROBOTS for the past while, I should be able to fix a coffee maker...
[ambles into breakroom, fiddles with machine]

[parcell_package]

Thanks, sir! I have to answer this phone anyways!

[tempjobs_suck]

[continues to fiddle with coffee maker, ends up being spritzed with boiling water]
blbllblblflflflflff--UM, I COULD USE SOME HELP HERE

[parcell_package]

Oh, goodness. Hold on, Mr. Nelson, I'm coming!

[gets splashed all over]

Oh, NO! My suit! I just got this, too. Oh, fudgesicles!

[touches buttons on coffee machine, trying anything in his willpower to get it stop]

This is a disaster!

[withsomescraps]

Did someone call for a genius inventor? Quick, get me some...scraps.

[parcell_package]

Thanks a whole bunch, Mr. Stark! You're a real lifesaver!

Do you know to fix a ruined suit, too?