Why thank you. It was nice going. Nice cumming and going, as I recall. One of my top five virgins, hands down. *At this point, Jack's macho pride is so thick in the air, it's probably condensing on the walls*
So how is every little thing, as my unpleasant friend likes to say?
I spent a week deaf with only my own mind keeping me company. That wasn't the vacation I was looking forward to.
And what else? Oh yes- I went through all the trouble of eating your tarred, sour, fucking heart only to come back to hear that it was all a funny joke in God's eyes. Because you have cancer.
Jangle Jeans is all pissed off at me and I have no idea why.
I bought the new Tool CD. It's really good but Elwyn said I'm missing out on the artwork. It's supposed to be fucking fantastic.
I'm giving shooting lessons to a teenage Murdoc Nicalls. I like the kid. I might shove my tongue down his throat in front of his alter though. Just for giggles.
Been hanging out with the other Jack a lot. I stuck my finger in his ear and that got a laugh.
Oh! And I have eyes. That's about it I guess. You?
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So how is every little thing, as my unpleasant friend likes to say?
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And what else? Oh yes- I went through all the trouble of eating your tarred, sour, fucking heart only to come back to hear that it was all a funny joke in God's eyes. Because you have cancer.
Jangle Jeans is all pissed off at me and I have no idea why.
I bought the new Tool CD. It's really good but Elwyn said I'm missing out on the artwork. It's supposed to be fucking fantastic.
I'm giving shooting lessons to a teenage Murdoc Nicalls. I like the kid. I might shove my tongue down his throat in front of his alter though. Just for giggles.
Been hanging out with the other Jack a lot. I stuck my finger in his ear and that got a laugh.
Oh! And I have eyes.
That's about it I guess. You?
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