Bored Harris is Bored, Again

Jul 28, 2010 12:44

That away mission had been a hell of a disappointment. The situation was weird enough to keep Travis off-balance and kinda sweaty the whole time, and then he didn't even get to shoot anyone. And worse, that creepifying doll-lady had come back with them. Better her than Korby, though. Asshole. That man had made his skin crawl ( Read more... )

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sharpestscalpel July 28 2010, 20:03:28 UTC
It'd been a busy fucking day. Chapel was still goddamn insane - Rien was giving her a fucking sponge bath or some shit this shift - and McCoy had fucked Kirk over the coffee table until Kirk'd had rugburn on his fucking knees.

McCoy had declined to heal that.

Now he had a little communication to deliver - in person seemed the most goddamn efficient way.

McCoy considered using his medical override - as a senior officer he had every right - but Rien would cry over it. He buzzed the door.

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sharpestscalpel August 19 2010, 20:55:46 UTC
McCoy wasn't entirely sure Harris got how serious he was being. But that might just be because Harris was a breathing rock. His gaze flickered over Harris, assessing. Fucker probably had a giant cock. Rien probably liked that.

Anyway.

McCoy stood, stepped close enough to clap Harris on the shoulder - though he didn't.

"You come down to Sickbay, for a physical."

He'd checked Rien and she'd been clean but you could never be too careful.

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shoot4theface August 19 2010, 21:00:23 UTC
Of course he had a giant cock. He was a big guy. Nothing wrong with being all proportional.

Travis did not like getting physicals done, and he'd had his annual just five months ago. But whatever. If he pretended that McCoy actually was Rien's dad, then he would of done it, so he nodded.

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sharpestscalpel August 20 2010, 11:24:47 UTC
McCoy nodded once and moved to the door. Where he waited.

"You come on then, we'll get it done."

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shoot4theface August 20 2010, 11:26:59 UTC
"What, right now?"

He had kind of been hoping to unwind from this whole fucked up conversation with a video game or something, and fortify himself for the next time he needed to deal with McCoy.

Or maybe it'd be better to get it over with.

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sharpestscalpel August 20 2010, 11:28:46 UTC
How Rien stood this idiot's company, McCoy would never know.

"Yes, now, what, you think I'm fucking joking with you?"

He waited. And gave Harris another once over.

"When was your last contraceptive shot?"

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shoot4theface August 20 2010, 11:41:07 UTC
Harris got up, wondering how McCoy was even still alive, what with being such a jerk.

He counted on his fingers. "Twenty-three days. I'm on a monthly."

And hadn't needed it in forever and a half, but it was dumb to let something like that lapse.

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