Really crazy stupid constructive waste of time rant/lecture/essay? on nerds.

[shoepuppet]

Greetings.

For my entry today, I’m here to persuade you that uncool is the new cool. Nerdy is the new black. . You see, it’s all about embracing your inner nerd. To welcome the voice inside your head that screams at you to put on a kilt. To obey the urge to attempt to use 3 computers at once.

But first, we must look at what a nerd really is.

Some

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[cerlian]

In my day, we didn't have all those things. Though we did have the first edition of Leibniz's original calculations. We had to manage nerdery with our imaginations and two square feet of flannel, young lady!

[shoepuppet]

Great gatsby! Sorry to offend, kind sir.

[cerlian]

now, now, my dear, you have gone from being a nerd-ling to being a literary woodchuck. Great Gatsby? That madman tycoon? The man who wined and dined the greats - (then used them and slept with them thereafter? ...or perhaps not that...*whistles*).

You'll have to prove your nerdery to me further, I believe.

[zippyzoe]

wasnt that ur speech?