The Flora Legacy: 2.5
APPROXIMATELY 90+ PICTURES. MENTIONS OF KILLING SMALL ANIMALS.
LAST TIME on the Flora Legacy: Daisy grew into a little pixie of a teen. Both Greenbean and Ficus found lady lovers and tried to work their magic. And Bluebell got turned into a vampire!
Greenbean: Come on, come on! Let's play red hands!
Ficus: Ewww. I don't want to play red hands with YOU. You're all EMO.
Apparently he'd rather give awkward kisses to his younger sister.
Greenbean: This is wrong, right?
Oh Greenbean, how I love your knowledge sim-ness. His want is to be turned into a vampire, and he actually FEARS Bluebell being cured! Everyone else in the house is opposite, they want Bluebell to be cured and they're afraid of being turned.
Bluebell: Blaaaahh! I look hot in this new dress, blahhh!
Me: What have YOU been smoking?
Daisy: Whoa, man. I don't know what you're talking about, dude. It's just... the blue in this bathroom is like... psychedelic, man!
Bluebell: Blaahhh, so then the vampire gave me his special kiss and then blaaah I was a vampire!
Bluebell: Mmmmm, stray dog.
Jack: UGH, I am so ANGRY that my ex-lover cheated on me ages ago.
Jack: I must get revenge by... kicking her trashcan!
Jack: Ah, mission accomplished.
Greenbean AND Ficus are both sneaking out with their girlfriends.
Greenbean: I am so sneaky.
Ficus: *tip toes*
Daisy: Bye Ficus! *waves*
Bluebell: *is oblivious*
Ficus: Haha, I am SO SNEAKY!
Me: Yes, and I'm sure that has nothing to do with your mother's obliviousness.
Synchronized sneaking into limos.
Me: HOLY CRAP! Bluebell, what are YOU smoking?
Bluebell: ME, SMOKING? I am STUNNED that you would suggest such a thing!
Bluebell: Incidentally, if you're feeling a little down, there's a baggie under my mattress. *wink wink*
If I were Daisy, I'd be worried about the expression on Bluebell's face.
Bluebell: Mmmm, pulsing veins.
Greenbean manages to sneak home successfully.
Ficus, on the other hand, not so much.
Ficus: Damn.
Ficus: Do I haaaaave to get out of the car?
Cop: Yes.
WALK OF SHAME.
Whatever happened to responsible parenting, you say?
Have you met Bluebell?
Bluebell: What? I'm a good parent. Oooh, is that a cat I hear outside? *wanders off*
Daisy: Was that a cat I just saw my mom eating?
Bluebell: No, honey, of course not! It was... chicken?
Daisy: So did I mention that I'm going to be heir soon? And when I do, you can get on a plane and fly right out of here!
Synchronized swooning.
Jack: My last attempt at getting revenge left me feeling empty inside, so I am back! TAKE THAT TRASHCAN! Ahh, blessed release.
Bluebell: Ahh, the sun! It hurts!
Elise: Oooh, baby you look so hot with the sun burning your skin off like that.
Bluebell: I do, don't I? Oh crap, ahhh, the sun! I must flee!
Bluebell flies in bat form to her newly constructed windowless crypt in the back of their home.
Nice digs, right?
I love the vampire animations.
Greenbean invited his girlfriend over for a date. I think he's been listening to his brother too much.
Greenbean: Baby, I would love to handcuff you to my bed. But they would be handcuffs of LOVE.
Meanwhile, Daisy begs the matchmaker for a date.
Interesting...
He's not so bad at all!
Red-haired boytoy: So baby, did I mention I have a really big rocket?
Daisy: You have a really big rocket?
Red-haired boytoy: Why OMG YEEEESSS! I do!
Awww, BFFs.
And shortly after, GREENBEAN GETS HIS FIRST KISS:
So cute!
Daisy: You're so hot, you make my eyes spin!
Daisy: You think I'm hot too, right?
RHBT: Oh yeah, baby, you're hot stuff!
Daisy: Yeah, I know.
Greenbean and Angie have a dream date after he asks her to go steady and they make out.
To celebrate, I gave her a makeover. She's so pretty! She's perfect for genetic diversity, dark skin, black hair, brown eyes. Complete opposite of our naturally blond-haired, blue-eyed, light-skinned Greenbean.
Greenbean: I just got KISSED. So there!
Jack: And still, my thirst for revenge has yet to be quenched. I STEAL YOUR INVISIBLE NEWSPAPER! Muahahaha!
Aww, dream date flowers.
Jealous of how far his brother's gotten, Ficus invites over his crush a few days later.
Who I realize has a REALLY funky nose.
Bluebell has arisen!
Bluebell: Mmm, I smell dogs and cats! Blaaahhh!
Ficus: I am so crushing on you, bb!
Sophie: Aww, I am so crushing on you.
Bluebell: I GOT A PROMOTION!
Me: Bluebell, what are you thinking about?
Bluebell: The idiosyncrasies of this wallpaper.
Me: Really?
Bluebell: Nope. I'm thinking about how hot Elise is.
Me: I should have known.
Ficus: Why are you playing hard to get, bb?
Sophie: Eh, I'm kind of frigid.
Ficus: Give me some time, baby.
Ficus: I'll warm you right up.
And apparently, it didn't take long at all!
First kisses are so cute!
I gave her a makeover too, in honor of a Dream Date. She looks better, but has scary cheekbones and an odd nose.
Well someone went from frigid to desperate fast!
Bluebell: *mutters to self* Take the leg on the cat and lightly salt it...
Ficus: *stares and then backs away slowly*
Jack: WHY WILL MY THIRST FOR ANGER NOT BE QUENCHED! WHY?!?!
Oh that's it, I can't take it anymore and neither can Bluebell.
Bluebell: Blaaah! Look into my eyes, and follow the pretty sparkling light!
Jack: I don't know why, but I feel so drawn to you...
Jack: Oh yes, Bluebell! Kiss me! EEEEIIIIYAARRGH! OWWWWWIE!
Bluebell: BLAH! Become a creature of the night, BLAHHH!
Jack: Eeek!
Jack: Bleeeh!
Bluebell: No no, you've got it all wrong. It's BLAAAH!
Jack: Oh. BLAAAH!
Bluebell introduced Jack to the population of stray cats and dogs and squirrels. Or I gave him a makeover.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming for a short episode of:
Bluebell - Dread Pirate of the Blood Sea
Bluebell: What is that I spot on that far away island? Ah hah! A colony of delicious stray cats!
Bluebell: I'll just swim through this sea of blood to get to them! Man, this is hard! Stoke, blaaah, stroke, blaaah, stroke-
Bluebell: But what is that I see? A boat!
Bluebell: Row row row your boat, through the sea of blood, to the island with the cats, where I'll feast all night.
Bluebell: Oh no, the boat has capsized! Ahhhh! Blub blub blub blaaaaah!
Oh Bluebell. How I love you, let me count the ways.
Reading smutting porn with your sister, a family pasttime sine 1875!
Forever in love, even if Elise is terrified of being turned into a vampire.
Greenbean: Dear diary. A few days ago, I had my first kiss with Angie. She is so beautiful, like a rare desert rose that only blossoms with the rain of my love for her-
Ficus: *snickers* Dork.
Greenbean: What is that?
Greenbean: OH MY GOD MY BROTHER IS SPYING ON ME! How much did you hear?
Ficus: Not much, just the part about you being a COLOSSAL DORK NERD!
And a few days later, Daisy finally catches up to her brothers.
Kissing: You're doing it wrong!
That's better. I think.
And its that time!
Greenbean and Ficus are growing up!
First up is Ficus, who reminds me a lot of his father.
And our Generation Two heir, Greenbean! Not only was he my personal choice, but he also won the Poll with twice as many votes as Ficus. He's so handsome. I'm probably going to keep his hair the same, unless someone knows of another funky green hair, perhaps with blond mixed in instead? Let me know if you do.
And that's all for this update of the Flora Legacy! Stay tuned for the next episode, and the coming of Generation Three (hopefully).